A special Sportress investigation: the company we tweet.

Here at the Sportress we are concerned with all matters sport. We don’t only care about the wins and losses, we care about whether James Brayshaw spends his nights in a bush outside Glenn Maxwell’s apartment with binoculars. We also care whether or not the sportsmen we love are dickheads. Given we don’t really run … More A special Sportress investigation: the company we tweet.

Chris Rogers, Phil Hughes and Australia’s Empty Cupboard.

BY HERMAN Chris Rogers is the last remaining hanger on from Australia’s glory years. The appendix of Australia’s golden era. Like an appendix, he didn’t actually do anything, he didn’t actually play a part in those glory years. He simply quietly plied his trade playing shield and county cricket, more or less unnoticed. He accumulated … More Chris Rogers, Phil Hughes and Australia’s Empty Cupboard.

Australians are shit at passing. Sucks to be you Kyrie Irving.

BY BEN So for a while now we’ve being claiming rising NBA star “Aussie Kyrie Irving” as our own. Irving was born in Melbourne and lived here when he was a baby before his professional basketball playing father returned to the States. But still he has dual citizenship and it’s been a thing for some … More Australians are shit at passing. Sucks to be you Kyrie Irving.

Raiders Recruitment: From Ragnarok to Reasonable Renaissance

BY ROB 2014 was, in terms of being a Raiders fan, a bit crap. Ok, very crap. One could even go as far as craptacular. By round seven we had managed a 1-1 record against the Knights, toppled premiership contenders Souths and Melbourne, and lost to fellow cellar dwellers like the Titans. It was round … More Raiders Recruitment: From Ragnarok to Reasonable Renaissance

Its time; to replace the Australian selectors with monkeys

BY HERMAN It is a well known fact that humans often think they are far better at things than they actually are at them. This applies in all areas of life. For example, 64% percent of drivers think they are far better drivers than average (which is impossible), 100% of writers for this blog think … More Its time; to replace the Australian selectors with monkeys