BY DAN The weirdest Ashes series in recent history whimpered to an end earlier this week like a fat kid finishing a jog. And while Australia walked away losers of the Ashes, it was their performance in the final test that should prove instructive for future touring Australian teams. At the Oval Australia showed they … More Lessons from the Oval
BY DR HERMAN The Ashes are over. Five consecutive comprehensive ass whoopings. Ass whooping after ass whooping after ass whooping. Not one of the five test was close. Not even a little bit close. Not even if you close your eyes and believe really really hard close. Heck, the last two Australia lost were over … More Unhinged Ramblings: The Platypus Ashes
BY DR HERMAN George Dobell ruined everything. After banging on a bit over the first two tests about how bad the pitches were, flat, lifeless (quite rightly, but this is not a time for sense), he finally got his wish. A pitch with a bit of life in it, a bit of assistance for the bowlers. … More Blame George Dobell
BY DAN Poor Shane Watson. Apart from spending most of his days being ridiculously wealthy, having a beautiful family and generally getting to live a life every Australian boy dreams of, Watto has had a bit of a rough time of late. You see, people have been blaming him for Australia not doing so well … More A Look Back at Shane Watson’s Best Reviews
BY HERMAN Australia lost the first test of the ashes. They were outplayed in pretty much every department. Cracks that have been lingering under the surface for the last year finally came to the surface. The successful Australian cricket team suddenly looks broken. The bowling in the first innings was to put it bluntly rubbish. … More Ashes shock: Australia suck.
BY DR HERMAN I know what you are all thinking. How fucking incompetent are Channel 9, the NRL and Cricket Australia? I mean seriously. Scheduling the third State of Origin match to kick off at the same time as the Ashes is just absurd. I will now have to either miss the deciding origin game … More Unhinged Ramblings: The Ashes are around the corner.